Welcome back, my friends! What have you been up to? So much has happened since we last spoke. Political turmoil, economic upheaval, violence and protest, floods and earthquakes… and, of course, the announcement by reality TV star Kim Kardashian of her intention to divorce basketball-star second husband Kris Humphries…
Hold up! You mean you didn’t know? Kris Humphries proposed with a 20.5-carat ring by spelling out "Will you marry me?" in rose petals. 72 days after their very lucrative televised wedding, Kardashian had second thoughts and sent a mass email to her family and friends informing them of her divorce plans, which they kindly forwarded to Kris… VIA THE WHOLE WORLD!!! I know; I can’t believe it either. Rose petals? But I digress…
Steve and Rosie have been hitting the trail hard. Here come the stats…
Over the last 92 days they clocked up 115 miles over 22.13 hours, an average speed of 5.2 miles per hour and 1.25 miles per day. Phew! Enough stats…
In a statement that would make Ernest Hemingway’s sentences look flabby and John Wayne verbose, Steve told me “I need to ramp up distance and time.” I’m not sure if this was an expression of cosmological significance or just a matter-of-fact concession of the wish to up the ante on the training…
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